Metaphorically Speaking

I’ve always been an avid supporter and fan of (most) Hip-Hop. I think the artistic nature of the genre is comparable to no other. The beats, the style, the confidence (arguably cockiness), and the overall “culture” all contribute to its appeal. I agree that today, a lot of the raw talent and artistry has become industrialized to appease a more generic audience. Sometimes, the Hip-Hop arena seems more like a circus.

One aspect of Hip-Hop that has always fascinated me is the emphasis on lyricism. More specifically, a nicely delivered metaphor has always made me rewind a rap.

There are times when I think of the most amazing metaphors, but then forget them. I can relate to Kanye when he says “I forgot better lines than you ever thought of.” I literally (as opposed to metaphorically) thought of the most amazing metaphor (I’m exaggerating, but it was pretty dope) that inspired me to write this blog post, and by the end of my last sentence it slipped my mind, and thus led me to write this sentence.

Here is a metaphor I thought of a few weeks back – “My metaphors are more like metafives.” (Don’t steal it!)

Lupe definitely has clever metaphors, including this one:

“Never met her before, but I like her, like a metaphor.”

–Sunshine

A metaphor about metaphors! Sick, sort of like my metaphor above right?

Of course, Jay-Z never fails to deliver:

“If you don’t give me heaven, I raise hell…”

-Justify My Thug

So effortless, yet so effective this man is.

One day, I’m going to write the sickest metaphor…

“For you, I wanna write the sickest rhyme of my life
So sick it’ll blow up the mic, it’ll put the dyna in mite
Yeah it’ll make the dopest MC wanna jump off a bridge and shit hisself
Tap dancin’ all over the beat, it’ll jump off the page and spit itself”

-You’re Never Over, Eminem

The question is– is it better to have thought and forgot, than to have never thought at all?

Like Common said, sometimes we catch ‘Alzrhymers’.

Nickel for my thoughts (dimes in my bed?)

Some random thoughts as I eat dinner in my apartment (miss you guys):

1. Intra-day forex trading is GAMBLING. Just started a virtual account for work and it’s analogous to flight simulator; it’s like the most boring video game you ever played; not particularly easy, but when you do “win” you (mistakenly) feel like you can trade currencies/fly a plane for a living. That said, I’m currently up 1% after a day.

2. The amount of people with dogs in New York City is ludicrous. I would say, from my trip to and from the office, 1 in every 5 people on the street are walking a dog. My guess? New Yorkers are the loneliest people on the planet. With 8 million people packed in such a small place, you’d think it’d be the opposite. However, unlike college it’s not who you hang out with that defines you, but what you do with your career. And that career will probably keep you in an office for 11-16 hours a day.

3. The Swiss National Team today played brilliant soccer. They neutralized a Spanish attack (considered the best in the world by many) by concentrating their tall players in the box. I can’t count on two hands and my feet how many failed crosses I saw in that game. Of course, Spain had their chances (this game should have been 3-2 in favor of Spain), but they could be the upset team to miss the 2nd stage. England too, but they always manage to find a way to fuck up.

4. Darrelle Revis needs to take a basic course in economics. He wants to be the highest paid player at his position; this is fine, he deserves it. However, the current highest-paid cornerback is Nnamdi Asomugha (very fucking good when healthy) who receives 16mil/yr contract from Al Davis. This (Davis) is the same ass hat who drafted Jamarcus Russell over AP and Heyward-Bey in the 1st rd. Al Davis needs to pay Nnamdi  14% above market value in order to keep any top talent on that god forsaken team; the Jets shouldn’t. The next highest-paid cornerback? Asante Samuel at 14mil. After that, its Terence Newman, whose average contract is ~11mil/yr. Revis, should take 14.5 and come back to the team that will immortalize his career.

I’m thinking about topics to write about next, and I think a chronicling of a day as an intern on the trading floor would be pretty interesting. The reality of life on the trading floor at investment banks is improperly depicted in the media (think “Wall Street”, “Boiler Room”, and unfortunately, Dealbreaker). Until then, have a happy Father’s Day and make sure you find a way to show him how much you appreciate him for planting that seed that created you. Personally, I can’t remember the last time I kissed my father, and in continuing this tradition I will instead buy him an overpriced electronic device that he probably won’t bother using. Any ideas welcome.

I’ll leave you with a link to the most boss pad you’ve never seen.

Motorola Droid X

Verizon wireless has recently sent out invites for a press event on June 23rd where they have promised to unveil the next generation of their Droid device – the Droid X. The event is scheduled the day before the iPhone 4 launch – coincidence, I think not. The event is rumored to be the unveiling of the Droid 2 as well as the much anticipated operating system Android 2.2, also known as Froyo. However, earlier today Engadget reported that the event will serve as the unveiling for the Motorola Droid X. The phone is Verizon’s answer to the HTC Evo 4G and may be even better (partly because it will have Verizon’s robust network).

Lets break down the device:

Hardware: The phone essentially looks like an EVO 4G, but when you compare them side the side there are some differences. The Droid X is slightly longer and wider, and the four buttons along the bottom are physical buttons rather than touch sensitive ones like the EVO. Oddly, there is a hump that protrudes near the top of the phone near the camera. The phone is rumored to be powered by a 1 GHz ARMv7 processor which should prove to be quite snappy. The phone is also rumored to come with 8GB of storage space. However, there is no indication of whether the storage is internal or on a SD card.

Screen: The phone will have a 4.3-inch, FWVGA 854×460 resolution screen. The screen will be capacitive which means it will support all multitouch features. The phone screen is covered with a glossy layer that makes it quite reflective.

Camera/Camcorder: The Droid X will come with an 8-megapixel camera that records 720p video. There is no word on whether the phone has a front facing camera.

What it means for the iPhone: In my opinion I don’t think this device poses much of a threat to the new iPhone. It is on a different carrier and offers nothing over the iPhone, excluding the better screen, network, and camera. However, just because the camera has more megapixels (8 vs. 5) does not mean it takes better pictures, just bigger. Obviously the phone will offer more customization, but its battery life will probably suffer for it. If the phone is released shortly after the iPhone I am sure there will be plenty of comparisons and hopefully an obvious winner

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